we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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