The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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