matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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