Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
