And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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