what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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