just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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