So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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