I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
