i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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