Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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