She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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