there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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