Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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