we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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