so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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