Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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