Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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