i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
