Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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