they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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