So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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