I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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