let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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