Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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