The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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