Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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