question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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