so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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