You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
