3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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