He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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