i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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