all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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