just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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