I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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