This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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