he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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