Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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