Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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