I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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