im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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