I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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