doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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