this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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