O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Shame - the story of my life.
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