well you can't waste a boner
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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