You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Oh god it's open bar.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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