You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Rumble strips road head = magical
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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