What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it because I queefed?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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