You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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