playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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