this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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