i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Drake has all the answers
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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