Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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